Key Words

I have learned something really cool.  We are being watched!  I don't think by people, it is machinery that is watching us and listening to every word we say.  I thought at first it was the "labels" we enter at the ends of these posts that are the key markers but now I realize that some computer program is is following the content of these posts!  (Insert Nuclear Energy Here).
   I think this is how the CIA tracks our every conversation, bored to tears with most of them but when the occassional cryptic word appears it rings a bell somewhere, in some program and then someone will look at it.  Remember "Teflon" from yesterday?  Now, who is Sara? and how the heck did she know I was talking about...that stuff?  (Enter Radioactive Here!)
   The ad people do this, we all know that  Think "Hot Russian Babes"!  I've been talking about Remodeling My Shop (all in caps to make their program work a little better), and now I am getting ads and e-mails about remodeling stuff, space organizers and shelving units!  Pretty cool, huh?  (Enter Hot Russian Babes Here!)
   Sometimes you can confuse them.  It is pretty easy really and a bit of fun in itself.  (Please don't take me to Jail).  SoozeeQ and I have been talking about porches and neighborhoods and the "good old days" and somebody wants to know who in the heck is this SoozeeQ?  That's right!  She has been "googled"!
(Enter Hot Molten Steel Here!)
   I have noticed this before when in earlier posts I talked about my European travels in my youth.  I didn't make the connection then but noticed I was getting ads for Norweigen Sailing Adventures. (Enter Fountain of Youth Here, Please!).
   Anyone remember "The Three Days of the Condor"?  The Robert Redford movie about lowly CIA workers who in a new high tech world stumbled upon some secret stuff!  They were all killed while Bob was out getting some take out food and now he has to survive and discover what the secret was!
I don't know anything!  It is just interesting. (Delete "waterboarding"  Here).
   Do we really have to be careful?  Afraid of words?  (Enter Mumbo Jumbo Here).
I am going to try a new tactic!  If the advertizers are watching, maybe the government and corporate headquarters, why don't I just tell them what I want?  Wouldn't that just save us a lot of trouble?
I want ads for cheap steel (American Made!), Hot Molten Iron and Cool Ornamental Stuff! and on Tuesday's only when my wife works late, Hot Russian Babes!
   You might have noticed that I sneaked in "key words" (Enter Sneaked In Here).  If I am not here tomorrow you will know not to do this in the future.

100 Ways to Find Me!

   I am still learning about this computer world.  I am thinking so much of it must be automated, machines working all night long to categorize stuff and put them in their proper columns.  When I finish a blog, at the very end, it asks me for "key words" and I never know what to say?  It may not be necessary to say anything, someone else is doing it for me.  Maybe a machine at night?

   So, this morning I was looking at the statistics section of my blog.  I do that from time to time just to learn my geography if nothing else.  Then I came across the "keywords" section and realized there are a hundred ways to find me!

   You can "Google" "Mandarin Stuffing" and it will direct you to me!  Yes, I once talked about it.  It is a pretty darned good turkey stuffing, and there it is on the Internet...forever?

   There are over a hundred "keywords" that will direct you to me and some are pretty obscure.

   "retirement golf" is a funny one because I have never played a game of golf in my life and I think I mentioned that once.

   "entering the Art World". I suspect there are a million postings in this section but somewhere in there is me!

  "tomatoes", well, that one doesn't surprise me at all.  I consider myself an expert it that field!

  "50 words for snow" I once talked about my first girl friend who could ramble away in six different languages but found no word for love.

   "hang art" is a funny one.  It is the name on my blog but someone "googled" it to discover how to put a nail in the wall.

   There are so many more, like a hundred of them.  I realize why people have to be careful on the computer, be careful of what you might say!  It will be categorized and summed up into one "keyword".

   What is your experience?  What is a strange "keyword" that might get me to you?

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