Showing posts with label Hawaii. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hawaii. Show all posts

Friday, March 21, 2014

The Dirtiest Job in the World!

What is the name of that guy who has a television program showing him working for one day at some pretty dirty or dangerous jobs?  I wonder if he will...?
I am moving to Hawaii and I'm going to be a cop!  A nasty and dangerous job but somebody has got to do it, right?  I'd tell my wife, "No, I was WORKING, honest"!!!  Thats right folks, in Hawaii to get a bust you gotta do the deed and it is all legal and a part of the job description!  Working, really honest!
Maybe next we'll get to smoke some dope for those arrests also!  A whole new image when you say, "hands up"!  Yeah, "Spread 'em"!  Oh, I love Hawaii but I'm sure they gotta be kidding!  I mean, really, do you want a cop like that?  They will have a new requirement for their "entrance exam" if you get what I mean.  Pretty crazy.  Arrest them?  I don't know, but screw them first?  You gotta be kidding me.